Monday, January 28, 2008

Chris Evert's bitches

I'm a weak Asian-Indian American (whew) guy who loses to anybody in sight. The mental fortitude I have would make even Jana Novotna laugh. Now last year, I played a K-Swiss and got creamed to death. I didn't win a set in a 8 game schedule. I lost to short guys, medium guys, and tall guys. I quit on matches by the end of each set except one because my opponent Jean-Franois was such a great guy, I wanted to play hard for him when things went bad. The Scotts were pretty cool as well as Mr. Barton that I played against.

This year, I was trying to sign up for the spring season. A lady in charge of the signings and scheduling was looking at my record and saying some bull. Basically she was doing the Al Davis thing with Lane Kiffin, making me quit indirectly by saying I should play at a lower level which I totally agreed but she tried to provoke the argument by saying it would be better if you move lower and I said yes. She kept trying to piss me off and trying to get me angry but I wouldn't budge.

Unlike Lane, I sucked. The lady was saying about how she got a tennis racket at a department store and how everyone laughed at her. She kept at it back and forth; she finally got to me but my dim wit came up with something. I told her, it isn't like I'm going to beat Roger Federer and she shut up for good. I wish I mentioned this to her: "no matter how much you improve, you will still be Chris Evert's bitch for life because she is in your heart, your mind, your soul, and your spirit." Judge Judy can't help you because she is one too.

Now I hate losing like anybody but it sucks with it is by people with bully attitudes What I mean by that is people who beat me yet tom up to people that they can't beat. Jean-Francois who treats everybody the same even if he played Roger Federer. He was tough, strong, determined, and pleasant. Yes, Roger is the best of all-time and even a bully could be an awe but getting bitched-slapped by Chris Everts' including my ALTA team. Shoot, you guys and gals can kiss my ass. Pity guys can get annoying too but are okay as long as they have good looking women but these women are either really nice or have issues. I pity you, Steele. Pity women are real annoying because they are married to dorks who can be nice or abusive but these women are so nice to you can't hate them even if you want to.

Personally, I don't like the persecution attitude approach that I take because people get turned off by that unless you get ladies from it like Pancho Gonzales and if you are good. You need people on your side if you are going to get results. Me, I don't care. Why are all men and women who are under 5'8 with the bully attitude get bitch-slapped by the Chris Everts' and Tracy Austins'? Don't lie, you know you have been schooled by these women. If you don't like being short, why don't you allow your damn wife to get banged by someone like Tom Brady and maybe you can get an offspring (but stupid, what if a Buford T. Justice has a son like Junior? Answer: Buford T. Justice goes after the best, Buford to pity but not his wannabes like that lawyer and Mr. Bolly who would suck Burt's ....). Anyway, Tom does have that high-ankle sprain and most of your wives don't exactly look like Christie Brinkley (And I thought short guys have all the babes but then why would they have an attitude if they were all like Paul Simon in Annie Hall).

Now with the ladies I don't understand it; is it because you are closeted or that your husband is a loser and you have to do the work. You work hard against Williams sisters type but then quit when the Chris Everts' rip your heart out and you are so nice about it when you could beat her. Is it because the Chris Everts' are more feminine than you and if you won, you still lost so you quit to those types but not the Williams sisters type. Lets see about Maria Sharapova and Justine Henin, why do you lose to them? Are they like Chris Evert?

As for me, I better get some good-looking ladies like Federer to win. Oh yeah, I got to win or be another Chris Evert's bitch who finds weak people to bully and the Roger Federers' to suck up but I'm 5'11. Oh well, an annoying pity player.

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

My faithful one?

In my case, I was a charity case from hell when dealing with Christian women, Muslim women, and Jewish women. I came across each one because they were having some issues with their own religion: economic/class; single-parent taboo, and bi-racial, bi-faith, or bi-anything. Yet, they didn't want to leave their faith. Lot of it was chance meetings. Either I went to some function or meeting maybe even school.

I had some issues with my religion as well. One I wasn't going to be a priest no matter what because I'm not brahmin. But that wasn't the main, my parents and family didn't know shit about Hinduism. My father did concerning literature and music but how to apply to life? To him and his family, they were more fusioned Hindu's of Christian and Muslim culture due to British and Islamic rule. Christian-- free will and Islam-keeping marriage in the family are some examples as well as eating meat and alcohol.

When meeting these folks, I was a mess compared to other kids. I had some things that appealed to them but I was too needy instead of being functional depedent. For example, Ray Charles and the Jewish community and my dad with the Christian community. However, I wanted to be like Rod Carew, or Frank Thomas. That wasn't going to happen. At best, I was going to be in the mode of Ray Charles or Joe Frazier, many levels down. Nothing wrong with those two and they got their ladies as well but it was their own community that they shunned, left, or had lingering issues. My father was the same way with the Christian community. My dad still does work with the Hindu community. He helped set up a Hindu temple near the airport but it the Christian community that respected his abilities. But it seems like, they needed a secondary faith or group to help them through their primary faith or group. They didn't seem to be race conscious but group conscious and how they fit.

Judaism allow outsiders maintain their status better than Christianity, Hinduism, and Islam. Funny thing, you do see Chrisitians and Islamists outsiders contribute to Hinduism but you better have talent and good ethics with the provider or you will be dropped. Same thing with Chrisitianity, but the emphasis and pressure to convert is enormous and most leave. My father didn't though but he was pressured to convert.

As for me, I was just mean and angry. I couldn't understand how those guys were weak like me but those girls rejected me. They made it clear that I would have to convert but I would be one of many to choose. You have better having something to stand out in that crowd. Therefore, I stood on the outside. Being a strong Gentile is an absolute if you want to get a date much less in a relationship in these women of faiths. If you aren't, you will be dropped like a bad habit. Screw you, Megan Eliot. Your BS holy talk and your boyfriend.

Now that the Hindu community is grown in population, I'm now gettting the benefits of being a Hindu of nothing like those guys of nothing from other faiths. Hindu women still want to talk to me because either outsiders reject them or they reject outsiders and this little problem of Hindu boys going back to the motherland to find women (Indian women in America just want too much?). Since I'm in America and I'm not looking, they are coming. Most of these girls are much smarter than me with greater character. Yet, they give me time with their parents blessings for a look. I tell you what, I can truly say that I didn't miss much.

Monday, January 7, 2008

Intelligent Indians?

Every week, I get this crap by non-Indians. Today was this blond chick watching her two sons play tennis at a park. I asked her why she isn't wearing shoes. She talked about her lack of time because she is working all the time as a real estate agent. Though, she is trying to give tennis instruction to her sons and lying about watching how the pros teach. I told her about the cross step when you hit a stroke. Didn't know anything. Man, she was lying like a daddy's whore. Then she asks about one of the practice players on the ALTA team and where he is from. Then she asks me about where I'm from. I say here and then ask where my family is from. I answered, reluctantly.

She talks about her sister in-law being Indian who were adopted by white parents. I don't remember much what she said but her sister-in-law is 35 years old with 5 kids. Then she talks about Indians being smart and that 80% percent of something go to Tech or something. I think she meant in the science. Anyway, I said if you think they are so smart, why aren't you married to one (Very obvious to me, she is a single parent, divorced with white kids). Busted her on that one.

She goes on saying about Indians looking, well! I said, you can tell how Indians look at Tech, they are awkwardly dressed. She goes to the next subject about neighborhood safety and because her sons didn't answer the phone so she dashed to the court (hence, her bare feet). Her sons' were fine. She talked about homeless people living and sleeping behind the trees and asked if I lived here. She goes on about danger and stuff that her boys aren't big enough. I told her it don't matter if you are big or small when you got a gun to your back, there is nothing you can do. We finally, walked away from the tennis court. She talks about getting married to a Latino with a paunch but not telling her kids about so they wouldn't get disappointed in Vegas. She was wearing a blue shirt with boobs exposing like Elvira.

Now, what kind of women would have a great body and pushy attitude yet marry a paunch? Looks like she is trying to marry somebody to hide her identity of something. Two things about women like that: they are either gay or real nymphomaniac towards people of color (repressive feelings that you take it out on somebody else). I say the first. She didn't seem to be attracted to Indians or people of color, yet she was wearing those provactive clothes. I ended the conversation about a kid who adopted from Vietnam and called himself a tanned Redneck with a pickup truck, hat on backwards, and snuff. She said something about how kids are placed in cultures.

Finally, I told her at least you got some taste in people. Usually, women who talk like that end up marrying white dorks (I said dork without the word white). Shanti Feldhann and those women writers in all fields (Mona Charen). Shut up, get a Tom Selleck before you talk about Indians or marry one!

Hey blondie, Indian women are intelligent too like you and they are some pretty ones but they are some ugly ones that could compete with your "current husband" but you don't care about looks, just someone to look after you. LOL! Please!

Jobs, work-career

I was trying to interview for subsitute teaching at a couple of schools in Atlanta. Man, those Assistant Principals give more runarounds than your cheating spouse. The secretaries look like "Ugly Betty" and work like her too. The A.P. doesn't have to worry about his life like the secretaries do when the rejects get mad. Prinicpal is nowhere near. One assistant looked like Protestant loyalist, Billy Wright and the other looked like Bob Kuechenberg from the old Miami Dolphins. I take that back, he looked like Rock Newman, the manager for Riddick Bowe.

The County school employees are bigger and uglier; they look like they want "Bad Santa." Look out below! The security guards act like Judge Judy is presiding. Stand Up!

Who is the man?

I interviewed for selling tickets for sports teams and events in Atlanta and Charlotte. The persons who interviewed me; one looked like the lucky troll with a bowl cut and the facial fuzz; the other try to be like Sandra Oh from Grey's Anatomy. But Sandra has charm despite her sloppiness; this interviewer was nervous and coy. Bottom line: bosses don't have to look good but the candidates better. I had hair on my ears, didn't shave in certain places, and my pemphigous started to mold up in my skull. I had to grease my hair to kill the medicine odor as well as shampoo. Hope it worked.

Both of the managers had the same patterns. Same question: What do you want to be 5 years from now? Where do you see yourself in this company? What do you bring to the company? Later, if I don't call you by 5:30 for a second interview: it isn't we don't like you but we think somebody else is better qualified.

On the second interview, a hotel manager insisted that I go back and check if I made the qualifications even if they didn't call back because people in Charlotte are kind of slow and there are many applicants.

When I went back to the office for a check back, the blond secretary said they would call back after a few hours but I told her my phone went dead and needed a charger: do you have one? (Where was MacKenzie- the brunette. It could have been fake but charming unlike the blond). She didn't. A guy with chapped lips went outside the building and another guy went into the office rooms to find "Mr. Troll". As I waited, another manager stepped in and said "Lucky" wasn't able to contact me because of the applicants and I didn't make the cut. I knew that going in because an applicant from the day before was taking to the managers when I came in.

I returned home to try to again. This time. I will ask the man instead of his followers!

Maintaining your race?

I think the person said "Marriage is for white people" meant that "What is the point of following the white model when you are trying to maintain your race"?

I'm Asian-Indian and I'm tired of all Asian family and minorities's anger of trying to mold their children into an AMerican success while their trying to maintain their identity when they live in white neighborhoods, fear their own and other minorities, and elect leaders that are white.
I believe in the value of hard work only if it brings empowerment that can be shared or a power that is envied by all instead of secondary or second class manner in white American society. Most minorities are willing to work to the death for themselves and their family but ask them who they rather support as a leader: a white one with no work ethic but can keep other minorities away from them. An annoying contradiction that is so prevalent and never seems to go away. Sam Yorty made a living out of this as mayor of Los Angeles in the 60's with conservative Jews and smaller minorities. George W is doing the same with conservative Hispanics, Asians, Blacks, and Muslims.

Guys Lewis in the Hall of Fame

Guy Lewis (coach of Houston Cougars, Hall of Fame)
I was inspired to write this because of the buzzer beater concerning N.C. State and Houston from 1983. I think this game has penalized the coaching career of Guy Lewis despite 592 wins and 5 final fours. Critics say that he had great athletes like Hakeem Olajuwon, Clyde Drexler, Elvin Hayes, Rob Williams, and Michael Young. They mention the years that he went to the final four 2 with Elvin Hayes (67 and 68) and three with Olajuwon (1982-1984) and nothing in between.

The NCAA banned the dunk rule in 1967 not because of Kareem's height and ability but the fact that the 1967 Houston Cougar team had all five guys that can dunk. Lewis emphasized and practiced it because it promoted hustle, concentration, and toughness that so many coaches try to preach. By teaching the dunk, you are teaching power, flexibility as well as post play and players to be an attack mode from whether you are up or down. There was a lot of teaching concerning how to post, position, and pivot before the dunk which is what many critics and impersonating supporters failed to realize. Because you emphasize the vertical game, you put an emphasis on rebounding and block shots. If you do those things, you have control on offense and defense. That dunk law set his program back but if the dunk was allowed, I think Houston could have won in 1968 and maybe UCLA wouldn't have this great dynasty or Indiana going undefeated in 1976.

Then the 1982-1984 teams. After each final four appearance in those years, their star player would leave for the NBA. Rob Williams left in 1982, Drexler left in 1983, and Hakeem left in 1984. Yet, Houston made the final four in 1983 and 1984 with different line-up. You hear coaches complaining about players leaving early and what it can and did to their teams. Well, why not give credit to Lewis for coaching for those teams? Also, those players weren't highly recruited by many of the colleges because they were "schooled" in basketball. Yet, these guys became stars under Lewis and many became stars in the NBA. He has three guys in the Hall, yet he isn't. THat is not right!

I know coaching opponents criticized his coaching but nobody could beat Kareem in 67 and 68. In 1983 final, they didn't make their free throws. In 1982 and 1984, they were not good enough personal wise to match up with Carolina and Georgetown. When UCLA lost, it was due to David Thompson's vertical game of the alley-op pass from Monty Towe and his ability to block shots. People wondered how UCLA beat Kentucky in 1975. Well, Wooden didn't have to worry about being dunked.